I'd like to take a loan to start my own sex slave plantation

"What do you need the money for?" "Drugs" "Whatever you do is your business" Maybe don't ask then...

Seriously ? Lol

"I promised to fund a "get a free abortion" day at the clinic, and they said they wanted to cash up front before they start sterilizing the coat hangers."

i need money Why because i need it there simple

for a car. the end.

Wtf why they asking what it's for. I can pull out whatever I want and they will not ask

Tell them you wanna keep it safe from terrorists. If they ask who? Tell them you mean the government.

In uk 4 years ago when I was withrawning from natwest. On the question why I need it for I said I want to donate to the various charity organisations that cone door to door collecting money...

it's not the banks that want to know, it's the law. They are required to ask you, if you take a certain amount of money.