I mean, you still have two other holes
Ever heard of contraceptives that allow for cream pies? There are plenty. You're in for a wild ride.
Become a sissy. You will have your fill of creampies and no fear of having children.
Have a vasectomy then.
What about the girl who loves kids but hates creampies
ever heard of vasectomy?
Father of 3 here, I feel your pain. Cream pie trumps all.
Mewtwo and Mew