Eat healthier so you can suffer longer

I only like 2 of the fruit there

Why fruits and vegetables are soooo expensive?

Mmmh...green bananas and mangos.

Not a good slogan OP

No no no. That is the wrong kind of attitude. Work out, eat healthy, take mineral and vitamine supplements so that you can eaven out your crippling drinking habits

And die of diabetus with all this sugar. Get some vegetables man

Those last ten years you add to you life span? The ones where you wear diapers and can't remember where you live? Yee Haw! I like to remind my children I bought them the good Huggies and expect Depends brand. No Walmart Equate cheapies, please.

I'd very much like to, but shit is expensive

Why all the plastic bags dude...?

Don't let those nasty bananas touch the glorious pomelo