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forever_horny

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pacificwaffle

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fizz095

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natutw

I laughed. Good job OP

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ayambod

What do u call a human that is cheap and no generousity? A degenerous

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sedidoma

A woman was pulling hers kid down the stairs by the legs. This was causing the kid to bump his head on each stair. A neightbour saw her and started shouting: - Madam, madam, what are you doing?! Can't you see the kid's hat is going to fall off? - Don't worry mister! I have nailed it down.

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beardedragon

"Id like to deliver the baby" "Actually id like my wife to deliver it"

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kurrimaikun

Sounds like a normal day in china

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cococrab10

The fuck dude...took me 30 seconds to get the pun

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tigercametotea

@shmambamba why does this kill me

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