English is tough.

Thanks for the brain cramp.

Say it in British

But broth is the broth in brothel

If you think that's bad you need to read The Chaos, a poem on English pronunciation by Dr. Gerard Nolst Trenité. Here's just the first 3 stanzas. Dearest creature in creation, Studying English pronunciation, I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse. It will keep you, Susy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy; Tear in eye your dress you'll tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer: Pray console your loving poet, Make my coat look new, dear, sew it. Just compare heart, beard and heard, Dies and diet, Lord and word.

Meat - suite? Do they rhyme? Maybe I've been pronouncing suite wrong this whole time.

Mom's spaghetti