165 Comments
nicholas55
Use soap and you gonna hurt real baaad...
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demi9god
Antibacterial Dial can leave Indian rug burn
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calreveraster
Have sex in the shower. Built in porn, built in clean up.
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rvaughanm339
I use bacon grease. It's wonderful. And she's not vegetarian.
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mopslover
Remember kids: you wouldn't need any lotion if you weren't circumsized.
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bazzakersh89
Fascinating
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kingnamedsnow
Made that mistake once in my teenage years. Never did that again. Lol
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guyinrealife
Coconut oil all the way boys and girls. You're whalecum.
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another_shinobu
Not as disturbing as I thought..
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idiot OP, soap dries out skin and makes skin crack, do u want ur dick to bleed? fuckin dumbass