me :I see him 
takes rifle.and aims at cupid goodbye bitch

Hitman

hen a girl invites you over for Smash but she's naked & you don't see a witch anywhere

*Disgusted Joshi noises*

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Damn !

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Doc: There is a 50 percent chance  you die during this procedure Me: *sliding 20€* make it a 100

Gotta make sure

This is WHY you shouldn't shop, when you're high AF.

Scrolling through memes in the summer vs in the winter     Marco @mtlnd  Honestly one of my nostrils just never works so it's always winter for me ti:

It's always the right nostril for me.

Titties

Me VS Last Pringle

ONLINE CLASS STARTER PACK     PLAY GAMES INSTEAD NEVER ASK TO GO TO OF LISTENING THE BATHROOM       ALWAYS EAT IF NOT PLAYING IN CLASS YOU'RE SLEEPING