But he has a wife

When you realise that sparklers can't be blown out, as demonstrated by your wife.

Id think its cute that she immediately pictured and acted on her first thought which was to blow a Taraxacum flower for the beauty of it...

happened to me... when I was married I found out that my wife believed in horoscopes...

I guess that phone was already fused to her hand before he offered the sparkles, so he already knew she was dumb.

When you realize your wife is dumb but then you also realize she's Beyonce

I ate one as a kid. They’re kinda spicy.

Can relate

As per the commandment of our lord and savior, I'll allow it.

dont worry if she had big boobs and cash

Well, I also tried to blow away the fire from these things when I first saw it, but in my defence, I was 5.