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But Patch of Fur with hole in it counts right?

Let me get this straight. You want skinnier, prettier and always younger woman. Always more obidient 50's wife. Dumb moron but who can talk to you ( read agree with you on anything)..... Demands men have get crazier and crazier.... And you still deny us right to choose best? Go to hell!!!

Steal their handbags, that sure will make them chase you

I only date older more successful women lol :D

I have none of these things so i dont even try

Same hight or taller, Funny, love me back, do at least halv as much dumb stuff as I do.. Yup that's it for me <3 <3 <3

He's the same height as me, I make more money and have a better credit score, and my engagement ring is an $80 emerald from a pawn shop that I absolutely love. You guys need to fall for real women, not IG models.

Or just choose the easier path


Choose your women better not some stupid hoe
That’s why I got divorced, she was way below my league, I give her many opportunities to be a better person. I guess sleeping and watching tv for her is the dream