When you’re a Boo and Mario comes by

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Flawless execution.

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"Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere"  Me: Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Peru in 98  "Really?’ Me: No

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Now this is from the other side again

A young tamlly moved into a house next to a vacant Iot. One day a construction crew turned up to start bulldlng a hnuse an the empty lot The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next dnor and spent much 0' each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, more or less adopted her as a kind of pruject mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coftee and lunch breaks. and gave her little Jobs to do here and there to make herfeel Important.  At the end 0! the ﬁrst week, they even presented herwith a pay envelope containlng ten dollars. The liltle girl took this home to her mother wha suggesled that she lake her $10 ‘pay" to the bank the next day to start a savings account,  When the girl and her mom got to the bank. the teller was equally Impressed and asked the little glrl how she had came by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replled. "I wurked last week with a real construction c(ew bulldlng the new house next daorto us,“  "Oh, my goodness gracious," said the teller. “and will you be working an the house again Ihis weekt too?“  The Illtle girl teplied, “I will. if those asshules at Lowe's everdeNver the fucking sheet rock.‘

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When you’re a Boo and Mario comes by

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Flawless execution.

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Wholesome Dad

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Air Force Juan

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It’s Time for your best sarcastic jokes

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For real

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I got you babe

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Now this is from the other side again

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Girls will be girls.

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When she catches you.