This bear eats better than me

He doesn't eat better than you. He might have eaten something that clogged his intestine and can't poo anymore. It's a common issue among domesticated animals, like goats, dogs, sheep, that live in a small yard.

might be full of all that human garbage lying around everywhere

Damn boi

FACT. Bears eat beats. Bears, beats, battlestar galactica.

You spin my bear right round right round...

Enjoy your beer OP

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