If you read this, you geh

I witnessed once that a chick was rocking and really fell badly busted her head open (don't know the exact word it was just a cut on her head from the floor) and broke her tailbone

yeah, we all thought they are full of bs until it really happens. the girl almost impaled herself and had to get stitches

There are worse stories - like the one about the child that choked on fish bone in school cantine…

Your mom geh OP

It happend to me when I was 7 and I needed stitches in the back of my head.. Scared me for life!

I actually fell really Bad and smashed my head on the heater, I didnt dieded (obviously lol) but am retarded now lulz