It be like that

I'm sure there are exact opposite cases: where children are playing peacefully with their legos and dogs are barking and shitting around and chewing everything.

The unnecessary use of the word literally annoys the literal hell outta me.

We just never told the apartment office we had a cat and they never found out so we never paid that stupid pet deposit or pet rent

I doubt the next tenants could be allergic to kids though

But do they poop in the backyard, though?

Same with hotels

This is why I have 3 cats and no children.

Landlord here: Imposing a fee on children can be considered discrimination against parents which is illegal since they’re actually a protected class (at least in the US). Pet owners are not and pet fees usually go towards maintaining pet amenities such as doggie bag dispensers and dog parks in big establishments. Also if you tell the landlord you’re not willing to pay the pet fee, most of the time they’ll be okay with that. Signing a lease is more important than the extra ~$20 or so a month in income.

So you dont know the difference between humans and animals in a society of humans?

Really fascinating how many pet-owners equate having a pet to having to literally having like children like you know, human. (this is supposed to be read in the annoying voice you expect from cat-ladies)