Yeah bro I'm still sad

You should've read the terms and conditions: Happy Meal* *Happiness not guaranteed.

Well the meal is suppose to be happy not you

Well, the meal is supposed to be happy. Not you.

...but the meal was happy

Happiness is subjective...but it's isn't materialistic. You can be happy with the small things in life ^_^

I remember my uncle ordering from mcdonalds and getting mad at the manager because the happy meal didnt make him happy.

Try being less white. W...wait...wait...wrong post sorry!!

Wow 80s Steven Wright wants his jokes back.