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gunthunter

OK, if my arm was twisted, I would hit it.

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otosiradze

I want to slap it like I do concrete bags. Nothing connected to horny.

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2_girls_1_cup

Ucch

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i_see_u_pooping

No

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meme_jesus_420

Stop it you fucking simps .. what's wrong with you? Leave your porn pics on your simpy porn sites

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roththewanderer

How did they manage to connect two lower parts of women? Photoshop?

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essaere

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gestos

I call for 2021 to be an bootie Year. Buts for everyone ;)

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Meditate the past year

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How sheep get away with murder

How sheep get away with murder

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How i draw my O.C

How i draw my O.C

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Me after doing Squats for the first time in my life

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So this is a thing now

$. I ,2} \ ',' People Are Becoming Disabled By Choice And Calling Themselves 'Transabled'$

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What would you choose?

A demon chooses you to recieve a special gift in exchange for your soul. Each of the following items is based on a cardinal sin, but the powers they weild are very tempting. Which will you choose, if any? WALLET OF GREED Every day at midnight this wallet wltt reﬁll itself to exactly $1000 m $100 bills If you cross Into another country It Will automatically change the bills to the local currency, following the exchange rate The cash can be deposited Placing a credit card in the wallet will wipe it free of debt WATCH 0F SLOTH: Pressing the hidden button on this watch will freeze time for a period of up to an hour‘ allowmg you to play now and save work for later, Nobody Will be aware of the situation or of your movements during the freeze It will need to recharge for at least 2 hours before the next activation SPECTACLES OF ENW' White wearing these glasses you will be able to see a person‘s deepest darkest secret written above their heads Prolonged use of the glasses WIU. turn your eyes a brlght shade of green but you will eventually be able to see additional private information about a person, including their thoughts regarding you. RING OF PRIDE 7 Wearing this ring greatly enhances your cognitive abilities. allowing you to access dormant memories and information with extreme clarity Vou will retain all knowledge allowmg you to instantly learn languages and skills Your creativity will improve exponentially, and your conﬁdence and drive WILL be unmatched by anyone around you FLASK OF GLUTI'ONV » ThlS flask will always be ﬁlled with your liquor of choice, no matter how much you drink Carrying this flask gradually cause you to become more fit and you Will maintain this ﬁgure regardless of how much you eat or drink, You will no longer require sleep to malntelh stamina. and your body will become resistant to most forms of disease GUN OF WRATH' This pistol will never miss it's target so long as that person Is Within View of the shooter. The magazine will always be futL While holding this ﬁrearm anyone who Looks at you‘ including cameras, WIU. see you as someone completely different then your actual appearance Killlng someone adds their unused lifespan to your own‘ and you Will age much slower LOCKEI' OF LUST: Wearing this locket. or having It on your person. will cause members of the opposite sex to desire you sexually They Will lmpulsivtey give in to your advances altowmg you to sleep with any person of your choosing Placing someone‘s photograph within this Locket WILL cause them to fall uhcohtrollably m Love With you. so long as the necklace remains in your ownership,

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Won't somebody think of the bambinos?

Reporter: How do you feel about the government's handling ofcovid as we approach Christmas? Bambi: Where's me fuckin mam?

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