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Dudes gotta lay off the weed. That shit fucks with your memory.
That why i have a shared calendar with my wife. No more asking!
Had same issue with a girl. She would not stop talking, and I was bombarded with info for months. So much I started to not listen to her or discard so much of the info she gave. Nothing I did on purpose, think seriously it's a information overload problem that can happen
My daughters and wife have the equivalent of my “daily word count” done before they even leave the house for school in the morning. No wonder I have to ask again what the hell our plans are. Honest to fucking god… they just walk in on you already talking to you… as if you’re not doing anything, continue talking while your still looking at 9gag on your phone, grab their shit from the fridge while still talking to you and walk away…. Then I look up and I’m like …. “Which one was that !?!?? “. Lol.
I didn't hink it's possible to ignore waht I'm being told. But I managed to learn this power. She's talking about something and Im just there doing my stuff. I guess just too much talking
Ive laughed so hard about it, then my wife show up asks me whats so funny, i shoe her this... She didnt even got a smile, she told me "its not funny, its sad you find this funny"... Oh jizzz....
Every f*ckin' friday
...five minutes ago.
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Not sure if this a reference to society's mass psychosis...but yet again, I have to mention to this psychotic delusional guilty pathetic society that EVERYTHING IS FALSE! EVERYONE LIED! RECORDINGS AND POLYGRAPHS CAN LITERALLY PROVE EVERYTHING!! MASS PSYCHOSIS!! INFINITE HYPOCRISY! INFINITE!! NULLIFY THE ILLEGAL DEAL YOU PATHETIC PATHETIC PIECES OF TRASH!