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glpsantos

nancekuke

Yaws bring back the rage

sjaakie2020

Master... you probably be cursed by the mother

mywayisgetaway

bouncy balls! i want bouncy balls!

borock_obomu

Helicip... heloco... fuck it

2yan

missed it by not calling it a herpacopter

juggaloheyoka

starlita

etaldy

As a mother.. you sir, are evil!

vikingr82

Later on the evening news, you see a deadly pile up on (insert local busy highway), investigators determined it was caused by rowdy child throwing bouncy balls in the car.