Respect your elders

Well, you should have more sex. Keep the scarf only.

Your skinny jeans are out? Wtf does that even mean

This is exactly what a narc would do

Oh look, a jelly headtowel

If you wear skinny jeans you deserve this and more.

Captain ? didn' get it. what has his son forgetting his key to do with his daughter sneaking in her boyfriend ?

Tell me you're a narcissistic liberal without saying "I'm a narcissistic liberal."

What is wrong with skinny jeans though?

This again op?