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not_a_stick

Who tf told you your chances of getting killed by a cat are low? Have you ever been around one for 5 minutes?

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justnagaraja

If you can come up with something to happen, it can happen, no matter how slim the chance is and chances are it already happened. Chance and propability are not made to tell you that something is improbable, but how likely it could happen.

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doodosh

"chances of being killed by a cat is pretty low" - Said no one ever that has ever been around a cat

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james197888888

Because of idiots that use your instead of you're I instinctively started to read this sentence with you're only to realize it is written correctly.

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wdxpanzer3

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duckyou69

Your chances of being killed by a cat are high.

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drhphotog

Fuck that, in the absence of antibiotics, I'd at least have lost an arm. Furry murder machines

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deesjacko

That's because they are small. It's not that they don't want to kill you, it's that they can't.

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hyperionzero

Clearly OP doesn't have a cat. The chances are anything but low.

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weebsatan

need the link of the template capt

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