Bardzo dobre samotne matki (Polish) = Very Hood single mothers (English)

It's supposed to be BDFM someone put a sticker over the F

Es notahoe  my type of public transportation  1*: iandsharman Follow  “Why were you late in today?”  “Oh, I got tied up on the subway...”

Hmm..

A classic

Now you know...

Look at the size of my new tv compared to my dish washer!

Hol up

Model demonstrates how to get a photo shoot done fast

- WHEN I DONATE BLOOD, I DO NOT EXTRACT IT MYSELF, A NURSE DOES IT.  - YES SIR BUT THIS IS A SPERM BANK  - TERRIBLE SERVICE       @moodmakervideos

One don't ask for that service in original bank (for locker)

Fathers are fast protectors

What would be his superhero name?

A woman goes running She says, "Help, into a police station. I‘ve been graped!“  The poI-ceman says, ‘Do you mean raped?"  She says,_No, there was a buncfﬁfthem.”

Hmm..

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