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sincayman

My body always tells me to jack it

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tttthick

masturbate

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kaymazo

Idk if ALWAYS listening to my body is that smart...

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morgana95

When I sleep to long or stay in bed too long I feel like crap.

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mrbreakee

"Stop breathing, never wake up again" Jo wtf, brain!

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zephyrmage

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firewasp

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b0on

Instructions unclear. Been feeling cozy in bed for 5 days now. When will it tell me to stop resting?

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