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thechadman27

Because women are hoes. Irl too they wear skimpy/short clothes even at official settings while men wear full suit

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sharmajikiaulad

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ralicia

What about rain?

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captain_tartar

Typical 9gagger : "Why is it so hard to get a girlfriend? Those hoes only go for chads that treat the wrong, while I'm such a nice guy" Also 9gagger : "Loooooool, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich! There's literally nothing funny about these jokes, but I love them anyway because patriarcal society told me to love them"

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die_heretic

Women need too, but its too heavy for them Btw chainmail can rust too

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cheongjeremysy

Thats exactly it! Thats why we need more bikini armors so that females can show in all their glory how they are stronger than men!

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netpunk

because women are weaker and cant handle a full plate armor

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sharindel

n german it is quite funny. Because lesser Armor has an deflection bonus. The german word for deflection is "ablenkung" what also has the meaning to distract someone. So they distract with more skin and sexyness, so females has the horny bonus when they fight. Most monsters are males... soooo its explainable. Thats why the most gay caractars expose there skin and have tight cloathings. They distract the others, with there sexyness. Hetero males are distracted because they don't want to get in there gay trap and other gay males are arroused. Females want his dressing. But the babarian with packs and so on, also have the distraction bonus. Massiv packs distract females and males. Gay males want them, hetero males are impressed that he is so fit. I hope that explain in a funny way ^^

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tatychan

It starts with stupid kitchen jokes and then it leads to this. Had to start the day with this message - all I did was posting a photo with my new ps5, which I was happy to have.

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udneueshandy

And chainmail...does not rust?

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