Would you like a drink with that

I'm sure they'll be like 2$ for every gram it had.

Mouth is dry need water please

I would prefer the hostess of the airlines to hand feed me that one piece.. at least spare the useless plastic.

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Don’t expect much flying economy lol

There's plenty of waste but they always cut back on stuff like this because it's easy to do.

Very good, no plastic straws in sight

A glass of water. Drinks are not free.

single-serving friends

Holy shit bro you got a piece of pretzel in that bag of air