From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

Tbh id join the mechanicus too

I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

This clunky piece of rigid metal could barely replace a human hand in opening a bottle cap, they continue to design them with hinge joints instead of trying to mimic their own fucking hand

They need to make them with detachable hands so you can use different tools. And by tools i mean "tools" wink wink nudge nudge.

Practice on a hotdog first, or you might rip it off.

good luck wank with that..

Edgelord