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tadada13

Knock on them, if they sound hollow they're good

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kruzdag

I laughed way too hard at this. So accurate lmao Thanks OP for the laugh!

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gheh_am_i

there's no such thing as male or female watermelon, as they're all ripened ovaries anyway :< making it all "female" I guess >_>

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heyhank

You can hear this image

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humongous_dick

If you're a dude, choose the female watermelon. It will taste better. The male watermelon will taste like a gay

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tony453

Planet Wakanda.

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jamesp17

Did you just assume the watermelon's gender?

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n00b_ma5ter_69

One other way that always works is that you cut it open and eat it. Works every single time dude.

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mercent

You dont want 'bong bong' as if slappimg basketball, because it is unripe. You dont want 'bub bub' as if slapping bowling ball because it is too old, will have hard fibre formation within. You want a song in the middle if you want to eat inmediately. Chose 'bong bong' if want to eat 1 wk later

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vaneklegio

If you have the advantage of being able to pick the watermelons straight from your own plant, then the one sign that you should pick it, that supersedes all others is the "whisker". These curly bits of the plant can be found on the stem, just before each watermelon. If the whisker is dry, it means that that watermelon is "ready" ie. it won't get any better even if you were to leave it for longer, so you might as well pick it. Of course, if the growing conditions weren't right, then it won't taste good, no matter what.

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