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He was like "damn finally"

Lol, if your god is gonna help you, y not let the plain have a engine failure?

But if he survives and falls drunk into the water he won't make best choices now

True story... Before board a plane the ground crew said there was some delay due to engine issues. (Why even tell us)... 30 minutes into the flight you can here one engine die (and I tell you if you never tried this your heart starts beating 140bpm)... The captain quickly gets on and says don't worry folks... We still have another engine and only 10 minutes left.... Yea... 2 minutes later you hear something only few have ever heard in a plane... Dead silence... Second engine dead... Lucky I had had 3 beers before we flew but we were close and glided to the run way... Scary



Anyone wants a orgy?

What is mid-air ? Like the plane is about to take off ? Or it's like 10km high and the air pressure is so low that it can be considered between air and space ?

Guess who will go to the airport to find some body part for seks?
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since smoking weed is prohibited, and I doubt any of those women would be willing to have sex with him, that's the best way