My interpretation so far...

dafuqujustsay

oh thank God. now i can stop taking my pills.

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vinnjii

Yes.

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assparade

Condoms are at 98%

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bruciato1

Thank fuck...... I have 3 little fuckers already.... Don't need any more

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dourmouki

Condoms is 95%

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jblack340

But does anyone want a baby?

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ddraig82

Well duh how else am I supposed to become a wizard?

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wakeupsunshine

Lies! I have two kids! Will do DNA test to be sure

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tasty_soap

Thanks, I'm pregnant now and I thought having pro would prevent it

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leayton

I'm so proud

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