"I love slaying giants on the weekends"

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Toxic family 1x1

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Lucky Number Slevin - Worth A Watch

An attempt was made

Almost had him that time

Armin Küpper - Pipeline Funk (The Kiffness Live Looping Remix)

A job well done

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Fish not fish

a Juan Beltran is feeling determined.  “l 13 Mar ‘ 9  He called me this morning at 2am and said he wasn't gonna make it to work (he was drunk as fuck) but I know he needs the hours because of his situation so I got to his house and his wife answered the door. She helped me bring him to my car. ldropped him off  behind this little dirt pile and he's been asleep ever since.  Let's get this bread Javier “-f goodnight sweet prince, see you at lunch

"I love slaying giants on the weekends"

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