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lil_kitten

When we start asking too many questions about how the rich live “Release the Blackhole”

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edb2b

So they evaporate almost before they form?

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tkuvesi

Yeah, you guys can stop worrying about zombie virus escaping a secret lab somewhere and infecting 3/4ths of the world population. It's better to worry about a black hole escaping the lab and ending the planet Earth.

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loganpaulsbully

Bet 2$ the intern drops it and we die

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blu3chocobo

Black holes are only as strong as their gravity pull so as long as it’s smaller then OP’s mom I’m not worried about any lab grown black holes.

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nilsbc

Why are we funding this?

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naziguy

Can you stop trying to destroy the earth, at least for a day?

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dangernuudle

Steve just pull your pants up

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crvnkz

Aight. Lets pack our bags and go on vacation, do some coke and hookers, because somebody will manage to fuck up and we're all done for.

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thatoneguy2756

Steven hawking knows how Kanye West behaves? Didn't think that would be of much interest to him, but apparently he knows enough to predict how Kanye will behave.

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