Never understood people whose mood would change from coffee. If you Starbucks bitches ever tried cocaine or just weed you’d probably drop dead.

Before coffee: I hate everybody  After coffee: | feel good about hating everybody

It's coffee time ...

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Force of habit.

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It's coffee time ...

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