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atmospherix

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koober728

Friendly reminder that Imperial measurements came from the British Empire. Hence, "Imperial".

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fuckyeah92

But wait theres more..

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xs1l3n7x

Americans are born mind abled like the rest, however, the go retarded after learning measurement units and from that point, all sorts of crazy shit happen.

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gr161803

Now the US is measuring things in car lengths, or dishwashers.

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nomie2887

That was very confusing

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fangu

Well yes since back then peasants need to measure stuff to pay their tide so what would be better then wacky descritions so the rich could better rip them off ? Also a reason why the french revolution changed that.

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praise_virtue26

now watch us citizens wipe the tears and post stuff like "rent free in your head", "cared enough to comment" and "you love us tho"

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thelegionarius

To be homest, at one point i thought he would just make up the words…oh boy was i wrong

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bukkakeparty

As cringy as 1 person bits are, I learned something

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