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indon

I only manage to reach 28th year. I do felt my magical powers are growing. But this hot girl says he love me just the way I am. I was a chubby kid who never even date a girl. I'm not rich or anything so she's clearly not after my money. So I decided to give up my magic endeavor and surender my virginity to this girl. I'm at my late 30s now 3 kids. And still together thru the good and bad. So it's worth it, bro

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eelrhon

The power is real my wizard friend, but thou must not take then for granted, you nust cultivate the power and learn it might

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spinel88

I've reached a new threshold in power. I'm immune to carnal advance and hoes. I can keep focus no matter what.

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max_thefunnyguy

9gag lied to me?

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ghcoupons

What?

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nitromonkey79

How the fuck do you get to that age with out having sex?

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derp_boi

The power is wisdom

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gregsq

Hold on for a few more years

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zoera

Did you ever talk to a girl?

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otomenchan

You should read the fine prints. Clearly stated that you need to die first to activate the powers

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