Remember that this is true. Sike Now snap back to reality

naw that's when you add the red eyed version where she has a dick.

It is a dream, wake up

Conclusion: She is not a girl.

Here's the catch: she doesn't meet your beauty standards

My gf is actually like this. But I met her before 9gag was a thing. Does that still count? Or am I now a single virgin?

That's my gf... I just use the right mix of drugs to keep her confused

There are no girls on 9GAG. I thought we all knew that.

What u got?