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I'm like you better not touch that, but something is telling me I want to thouch that.

i'm surprised the lock was not just pushed away with the velocity of the water.

That new circumcision tool is a blast

put your dick

Imagine some really hot chick had sedated you and strapped you down with your dick on the table. The water saw is moving slowly across the table, and she starts making out with you and getting you aroused. If you have an erection when the saw reaches the midpoint, game over. If you survive without damage, she says ur geh.

ANd somehow it still took longer to cut it in half with that than it took TheLockPickingLawyer to pick it.

Had a waterjet at my old job. Its badass

It’s fake! I’ve tried, it doesn’t work. But probably because it is a security padlock.


Can it cut water?
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Captain here, the lock is now broken