I wish i could do itso easily

Fake it till you make it

Youre not Epstein

Faking your own death while collecting your life insurance. That's the dream.

*Planning my own death

Got my third vaccination today, so tomorrow’s gonna be what I call vaccine vacation

I specialise in real fake deaths. Hmu if interested.

every Sunday XD XD

lot it's me right now

I'm going pizza hut tomorrow for a buffet lunch.

Sick today, thinking about taking a sick leave tomorrow and miss important deadlines or work unfit. Both options are crap.