Madlad making sure humanity will survive a potential zombie apocalypse

They could still crawl. Better yet, dismember them isaac clarke style

I guess there’s a reason why it’s standard to glue their eyelids shut.

You'll be too distracted laughing at the zombies you won't notice a Negan-type bashing your head with a bat.

Stop that... sharpen the nails and teeth. Reinforce the legs. Spill random chemicals.. kick this off already

From what I gather, morticians dont put shoes on the dead.... Simply rigor mortis, and the fact that the feet distorts upwards towards the shin.

A lot of corpses are too tall for the coffins so they gwt their legs snapped and bent upward. Al tall zombies will be crawlers.

The fact is you never know.

Even the most morbid have some sense of humor

Only possible "zombie" is 28 days later rage virus infected. Dead tissue doesn't magically restore and without bloodflow it can't move.