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spectre08787

They could still crawl. Better yet, dismember them isaac clarke style

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caped_saitama

I guess there’s a reason why it’s standard to glue their eyelids shut.

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whyrugay

You'll be too distracted laughing at the zombies you won't notice a Negan-type bashing your head with a bat.

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amansh1

Stop that... sharpen the nails and teeth. Reinforce the legs. Spill random chemicals.. kick this off already

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machtdochnichts

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dirtyrotten1

From what I gather, morticians dont put shoes on the dead.... Simply rigor mortis, and the fact that the feet distorts upwards towards the shin.

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iron_spark

A lot of corpses are too tall for the coffins so they gwt their legs snapped and bent upward. Al tall zombies will be crawlers.

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surebutitsme

The fact is you never know.

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vissandra

Even the most morbid have some sense of humor

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unonuttin

Only possible "zombie" is 28 days later rage virus infected. Dead tissue doesn't magically restore and without bloodflow it can't move.

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