Lol!

So you're gonna use an uncalibrated, Fong Kong "thermometer" to take a random surface temperature measurement, which has absolutely no correlation to core body temperature, which itself might tell you with 30% certainty that he's been contagious for 3 days already. But at least you're d0lng soMetHinG.

Meh, I'm sure she lets anyone come inside iykwim

Worlds health organization said that hes immune so youre good

"Before he comes inside" thats what she said . Hehehhe