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fake_true_facts

There's a dude I've been calling a cowardly cheating cunt (alliteration, lol) that would benefit from this

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cyrax1301

She can't catch you cheating if there's no she. - Every 9gagger

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abhorrent945

If you’re homeless, buy a house

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nano_duck

Maybe he’s not that into you

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datz0b

Is this "she" in the room with us right now?

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redboykeonline

She will accuse you of cheating anyway.

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wooly_wutang

But, why doesn't she fuck with me for weeks?

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frinkell

Cheaters are scum anyway

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insanerhizome

That's some 4D chess right there

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trenchwarfare

You obviously never dated a crazy one.

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