There's a dude I've been calling a cowardly cheating cunt (alliteration, lol) that would benefit from this
She can't catch you cheating if there's no she. - Every 9gagger
If you’re homeless, buy a house
Maybe he’s not that into you
Is this "she" in the room with us right now?
She will accuse you of cheating anyway.
But, why doesn't she fuck with me for weeks?
Cheaters are scum anyway
That's some 4D chess right there
You obviously never dated a crazy one.