My reaction every time a woman tells me to "whip it out".

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Oryx is just taking a break for a few days to.... relax

Starts with G - - @thismuchyellow  Someone said “30 years ago” and my mind went “ah yes, the 19705” but they meant 1991 and now I need a lie in.  1:52 AM ‘ 10/22/21 ‘Twitter for iPhone  25.7K Retweets 1,792 Quote Tweets 198K Likes

True story! Happens a lot once you turn 30!

Give $600 to a poor person & it's gone in a week.  Give $600 to a rich person & it‘s multiplied 10x in a few years or less.  (\—  Replying ‘—  Here lemme fix that for you.  "Give $600 to someone with no money and they have no choice but to use it to survive. Give $600 to someone whose needs are already fully met, and they can sit on it all they want.“ FFS are we really this dense?

"Lets spent 10 grand on jewerly."

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Honestly the best type of people

unpreny  there was a golden age superman comic where someone called a hit out on clark kent, and so a sniper tried to shoot him while he was out having lunch with Iois  except he's fucking superman so the bullets just fell off his chest into his lunch and clark just had to pretend nothing happened and hope lois wouldn't notice that someone just fucking shot him  the hitman thinks maybe he just missed and gets ready to shoot him again, but then he’s watching through the scope as clark starts to eat the fucking bullets to hide the fucking evidence. acting like every1hing is totally normal as he noshes down on lead  dude just packs his shit up and leaves town because reporters in this city eat bullets for lunch and he's not fucking with that no way no how

samjammer

My reaction every time a woman tells me to "whip it out".

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kendra101

Black Hole anatomy

sonicsquad

The pool on a cruise ship during a storm

_simo_

Oryx is just taking a break for a few days to.... relax

wndmaldito

True story! Happens a lot once you turn 30!

loppy12

"Lets spent 10 grand on jewerly."

pquantile

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simplordx69

Honestly the best type of people

3422010

Golden Age Superman was pretty great