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me, 28yo, still daily testing a shameful amount of superpowers just to make sure...

Sometimes paper and tissue mostly tissue would get stuck to my hands as well. I never tried to shoot web tho, i just get back in the bathroom and use more soap to cleanse my hand.

you never know

Had to check just to be sure, relatable.

The antonym of real and the antonym of normal sex preference

This is such a quintessential wrap-up of the human experience. Working at stupid and unfulfilling jobs while dreaming of the slightest chance that we may be something more than what we are, and yet finding out again and again that we are nothing special, but that will never stop us from dreaming.

The duality of man.

I know I'm late to the party, but what's the name of the song?

but shooting spider web is not part of his powers...
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