Only men will understand

Why would you aim to the side? I just aim upwards a bit to avoid the splashing noice. But never forget to clean the shit bits with your lazer before pissing normaly

First pic is Rambo. Second James Bond.

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I think women are able to understand this too. They don't have penises, but they do have brains.

Bullshit. That far left and it's gonna be like a piss grenade exploding on your legs. You gotta aim for the slope, not the flat.

To be silent AND clean it needs this, so you can stay focused.

I think women can understand just perfectly..

Woman don't pee in the toilet?

Why would only men understand?

Women understand this perfectly as we can also hear it.