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The gorgeous Samara Weaving

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This guy is lucky he didn’t post the problem on stackoverflow

southerners saying "sweet jesus" implies the existence of umami jesus, spicy jesus, sourjesus, bitterjesus, and saltyjesus

Sweet, salty, or spicy Jesus?

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)3 l  U'I AWN  ON  9  10 ll  12 l3  14  15 16 17  18  UNSPOKEN RULES OF SEX  50% ofthe time, a woman saying "Don't stop, I'm about to cum" will make you cum and ruin her orgasm. It's a cruel glitch that hasn't been patched.  Wash yo genitals. Don't lie about being on the pill.  The difference between "fetish" and "felony" is checking beforehand.  Ifyou're using anal beads do not pull them out and say, "And the winning power ball numbers are!"  As a guy, it's an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum.  Don’t blow into the vagina.  Ifyou fart whilst receiving a blowjob and they keep going like nothing happened, you are required to buy your partner something shiny and valuable.  Take a pee after you have sex, it will help prevent infections.  One does notjust “oops” it in the backdoor.  Ifyou receive oral, you should return the favor.  There are a LOT of weird noises. Get over it.  If she says "Don’t pull out!"... Absolutely pull out.  If he/she asks who your fantasy fuck is, don't say his/her best friend.  Cut/ﬁle your nails before fingering. Take off your fucking socks.  When switching from any position to doggy style, do not yell, "BEAST MODE."  Don't forget to include a tip when you pay.