Blue penguin because of retarded units of measurement

So she really loves you. Such jokes are reserved for the people that matter the most to you. Lucky you. Not so lucky her tho (sorry, I had to)

So she made an unprompted sexual innuendo. If you didn't take that opportunity to put your tiny dick in her, you really are just a waste

I am sure her's is bigger.

Marry her

3 inches, huh... Fucking show-off...

Sure you have a girlfriend.....

And you will never hear a man make fun of how big a woman's vagina is. Tells you all you need to know about women...

Since the rest took this post the other direction, here's a different one: She says every inch of you, but then only means your dick.. if that's all she sees you for, that's pretty pathetic..

Ye we get it u have a gf