She can't

Haha, jokes on you, my crazy ex dreamed about me cheating on her (while I was sleeping next to her), and started to beat the shit out of me in the middle of the night. (Closed fist puches in the face while I was asleep). So yeah fuck that bitch and all like her, Amber Heard included.

But surely she try

You can't get cheated on if you don't have a gf

My gf cant catch me cheating if i dont have one ._.

Trust me, some women will catch you even if you're faithful. Avoid those crazy ones.

Oh, some can. Some can!.. haha

She can't catch you cheating if you tell her beforehand.

She can't catch you cheating, if You don't Have She

Lol ofc she can 'catch' you cheating if you don't cheat. Some women are paranoid af - *especially* when they are cheating

They will believe whatever they want and if you deny it they'll just think you're a lying asshole on top of it.