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cythraulbrand

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drnouritani

Inside an old CRT monitor, preferably a 19inch or 21inch, those things are worth nothing and are feckin heavy so noone will steal it.

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serbillybutter

In your dirty clothes hamper. No one will ever dig thru that if its really dirty

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obsidianu

Inside a black guys work boots

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captnworf

In form of gold At a locker at the bank. Or on your bank account. If it’s under 100k as it is government insurance to return up to 100k by the government in case the bank goes bankrupt. Above 100k you diversify in stocks and crypto if you don’t need it in the next 4+ years. Or take a loan and buy a house so you have those secured 8% increase. If you leave it at home then inflation will eat it up. That’s at least what everyone does. Explaining the high house prices. There are not many ways to secure it for your future self, as everything is made to reduce your stacks.

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vonpotato69

buy gold and rare earth metals. if your worried that the world economy will collapse all you will be hiding is a bunch of smelly paper.

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berunator

Sounds like a game for mr beast. Take as much money as you want, roll it together and shove it in your ass. If you can hold it in for a minute you get to keep it.

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artiya

Freeze it in your freezer

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farmill

How about a safe? And hide the safe or bolt it down?

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focusonbehind

I've been having a laugh attack for 10 minutes reading this beauty

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