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winchester62691

You don't need a philosophy degree to experience to vast mind numbing existential dread. You just need to look at the night sky.

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whyareyoubeeing

Get of your high horse you copied your thesis from Wikipedia. You don't know shit

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24_others

I heard they are opening up a philosophy factory down the street, you'll have plenty of jobs.

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dralv3s

Sure thing kid, if that helps you sleep better.

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mgrcassandra

The only curse you have is being smug for no reason and being doomed to flip burgers. There's nothing about philosophy that you can't learn by binge reading a couple of classics. Get off your high horse, you bum.

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embeddedude

Also you don't really have a job...

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mezorno

I guess I’m a philosopher then

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cohiba99

That's not what philosophy students are cursed with...

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holzganhphil

You make it seem like you're smarter than all of them for reading about Descartes, but they were all smart enough not to study some pointless shit like philosophy

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the_albar

The last person to get a job with a philosophy degree was your philosophy professor.

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