You don't need a philosophy degree to experience to vast mind numbing existential dread. You just need to look at the night sky.
Get of your high horse you copied your thesis from Wikipedia. You don't know shit
I heard they are opening up a philosophy factory down the street, you'll have plenty of jobs.
Sure thing kid, if that helps you sleep better.
The only curse you have is being smug for no reason and being doomed to flip burgers. There's nothing about philosophy that you can't learn by binge reading a couple of classics. Get off your high horse, you bum.
Also you don't really have a job...
I guess I’m a philosopher then
That's not what philosophy students are cursed with...
You make it seem like you're smarter than all of them for reading about Descartes, but they were all smart enough not to study some pointless shit like philosophy
The last person to get a job with a philosophy degree was your philosophy professor.