Windmill them by the tails one by one while shouting Freeeedoooommmmm

No they have to kill them 9 times too so 1040cats per Scot

Oh, look! It's that kangaroo joke, only the kangaroos are replaced with cats! You're so creative and original, OP! You sack of shit!

Pffft. About 6 Glaswegians and a crate of buckfast should take care of that pretty quick.

You don't know many Scottish people, do you?

This is why we investedin laser technology in the 90s

Emus be like "Which territory will we invade this time?"

Yeah but they have Bagpipes and cats dont like crazy sounds.

I don't think I could take 114 cats at once.

Just give them some catnip.

The cats can take their lives, but they won't take their freedom!