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solid_fart

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shadowmose

Today's America *

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anna_lavender

How would you prove, nobody was forced to sign?

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minus_green

Yeah, no. Things like this have been thrown out in court before. You're still going to get charged. If she wants you charged, you're done.

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sirwankalotty

It's badly worded though and general citizens don't have anything to do with MPs (military police in this instance).

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csandazoltan

i don't think a signature is enough. Here at least every legally binding contracts needs 2 witnesses with valid ID cards... xD

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mus_musculus

Ok but why do they ask for the zodiac signs?

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isdakinilaw

am i the only one here whos not having sex?

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f3mh8r

I suggest a video of her consent might be helpful too

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oleg252004

I'm a man

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