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ilovelolis

One of my parent's dogs is named Molly. I thought that was her full name. It turns out she's actually called Molecule, and Molly is her nickname. Not that surprising as she came from my grandfather, who names his dogs after the weirdest things. One of them is Alec, whose real name is electricity, and another dog's name is an entire phone number for the fire department.

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vulnar1957

hmmm.. Casserole Jones. Has a ring to it

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tierman

I'm Cas and it's for Cassio

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sauled

My name is Richard and people call me a dick. Wtf. Did I do something horrible to them? Is it my conduct?

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dispebsible1

Cas-trated

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boomer989

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mascotchipp

Or May, short for Mayonnaise

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longlivebelarus

Haaaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!!! Awesome!

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notlokilol

How about everyone calls you Lee and your real name is LEVIATHAN

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consecutation

Or Rick, short for "Never Gonna Give You Up"

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