Oh look! that's a slave

The importance of the seatbelt.

Me: *stabs vampire‘  Wife: 0mg  Me: *beats vampire to death”  Wife: OMG  Me: what  Wife: ur spposed to give them candy

The vampire slayer

"yeah of course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself. "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho"

Got them b*tches!

As soon as he put his sleeve back down we realized he made a terrible mistake

May the shaft be with you

Hurricane Ida passing Key West entering the gulf

Carefully considered and rejected.

Dearest Frederick.  I received the penile portrait after a fort night. The image is lain against the Chesterﬁeld as I may look upon it during seIf-stimulation. Enclosed I have included  a new photograph of my womb entrance.  Sincerely, Josephine

Oh look! that's a slave

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The importance of the seatbelt.

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The vampire slayer

Got them b*tches!

May the shaft be with you

Hurricane Ida passing Key West entering the gulf

Carefully considered and rejected.

The good old times ....

You know the words

Now thats a lifehack, if ive ever seen one